The College Basketball world has been awaiting a decision the prized No. 1 recruit in the nation, John Wall. After much speculation, the wildly exciting point guard from Word of God Christian in Raleigh, NC has made his choice known.
Wall will remain in North Carolina with his shady handlers and entourage until a fascinating website called Bleacher Report ceases to produce 150 articles a day concerning either his recruitment or legal issues.
Mr. Wall feels he has no choice in this matter because of the overwhelming popularity of these articles. Some of the articles have actually been well written which is surprising because of the lack of non-regurgitated content.
Sports fans don't worry. Mr. Wall has assured the author that after the frenzy on Bleacher Report has waned he will reopen his recruitment and he has already trimmed that list of perspective colleges to 187.
Mr. Wall has also not ruled out playing basketball for the highly competitive "North Carolina Corrections Team" or the other semi-pro juggernaut "Someschoolhurryupandwri Tethecli Ftonsacheck", also know as S.T.F.U.
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