Decisions stink, so let's try to solve a few pesky fantasy baseball lineup dilemmas for you.
At this point, you're either singing on clouds as your team fortifies its stronghold atop of the standings or crying yourself to sleep as you stay trapped in the cellar, with any move you make backfiring in excruciating fashion.
Or maybe you just carry on with your life regardless. Not everyone takes it so seriously, I suppose. That's cool, and probably healthier.
I went in hiding last week after promoting Jeremy Hefner after the All-Star break in what turned into a disastrous outing, but here I am to pick up the pieces and see what more harm I can cause. But hey, hopefully you took my advice and sat Chris Archer. That guy's a bum, am I right?
Let's dissect a new batch of pitchers this week. There's a star making his much-anticipated return, a post-hype sleeper who returned in style last week, overachievers, underachievers and one prestigious ace who I never thought would sniff the same area code as this column.
Now let's get this party started.
Note: All statistics, unless otherwise noted, are courtesy of FanGraphs.