College football coaches need to be able to push all of the right buttons to win in today's game. They also must have a certain swagger and charm.
Every coach has had the mojo to some degree, but it usually wears off or is misplaced like those car keys that always seem to disappear. While these coaches didn't have it stolen in an Austin Powers movie, they did seem to run out of the secret stuff somewhere along the line.
The lack of mojo can be found in the Big 12, Big Ten and a conference that nobody ever mentions.