The transfer window has been disappointingly tame so far. We haven’t had any completely surprising moves yet. The nearest to any sort of shock was probably Radamel Falcao’s move to Monaco.
But fear not, those wanting transfer drama; the window is young. It doesn’t slam shut until September 1 (well, the cliché is that the transfer window “slams shut,” but it actually closes very gradually and very slowly over a two-month period), so we have time for some transfer turmoil, some mayhem movers and some dramatic deals.
So, I'm going to do what most transfer gossip writers do and completely make up some potential transfers!
I have come up with seven transfers that theoretically could happen but would shock the signing on fee out of your bank account and make you fail your medical, and I have ranked them in order of just how shocked the world will be.