Hank Steinbrenner's Letter To Yankee Fans
Dear Yankee Fans,
I know many of you are frustrated with the team, the ticket prices and the manager, but I am telling you right now we will be ok.
By we, I mean me, Hal, and Dad.
Sure ticket prices are through the roof. You want to go to the games? Get a better job, work overtime, or rob a Red Sox fan.
Obstructed views? Yeah right, who wouldn’t want to look at our ugly restaurant?
People say that I am not a charitable person….what a load of crap that is. Last week, I gave a used cigarette to a homeless guy. You know who he is; he’s the guy outside the stadium who has the sign that reads:
I ain’t gonna lie, I need the money for booze!
See, I respect that guy. He’s honest, a straight shooter, just like me. Hell, maybe he’ll be our next GM after I fire Cashman tomorrow. Like I said, I’m a straight shooter.
Time for another cig,
brought to you by Smoking With Hank
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