Lamenting a slow news day? Well, lament no more. Here comes a heavy-hitting dose of the hard stuff. Casual news junkies need not apply.
Still with me? Outstanding. Let us now then roll up our sleeves and rank the top MMA ring and cage announcers of allllll time. Sanctioned by Bleacher Report, and presented by Meow Mix*, the cat food cats have goooooooot to haaaaaave.
These professionals build the ambiance. They bank the fires of emotion. And when they say that we are live, OH NELLY, we aaarrre live.
Everyone has their favorite, and every favorite has detractors. But they all bring something good to the table. Without further ado, iiiiiiiiiiiiit's tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!
*Not presented by Meow Mix.