WTF is The Ultimate Warrior doing gaming WWE? How quiet was Randy Orton’s divorce? And what finisher is Dwight Howard in danger of taking?
On the heels of Money in the Bank, the wrestling storylines were infinite. Surprise winner Randy Orton found solace in the biggest win he’s had in well over one year following a quiet divorce from his wife Samantha. Orton’s big win will put him right back into the WWE title picture whenever his heart desires.
Once can only imagine where the Money in the Bank briefcase will figure in the divorce settlement.
The Ultimate Warrior seems to be on his way to mending fences with WWE. Warrior will be featured in the upcoming WWE 2K14 video game, leading to speculation about a potential Hall of Fame induction. Be sure to have Candy Crush nearby for that speech.
All this, and Stone Cold Steve Austin calls out another Texas-area athlete—this time it’s Dwight Howard. WrestleMania can’t return to Texas soon enough.