The Washington Nationals spotted Stephen Strasburg three fat runs before their ace threw his first pitch Friday. It wasn't enough. Not nearly. The Marlins — the lowest-scoring team in the majors — did a number on Strasburg, erupting for five runs in the first and sending him to the showers soon after Giancarlo Stanton walloped a two-run homer in the second in what was an 8-3 shocker.
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