And starting for your Philadelphia Passion at QB is...

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And starting for your Philadelphia Passion at QB is...
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In my wildest dreams it would be Halle Berry, but we all know that that is far fetched. Or is it???

According to sources with the Trentonian newspaper, my hometown of Trenton, NJ will be home to the newly established Philadelphia Passion of the Lingerie Football League. The team will play both of its only two home games at the Sovereign Bank Arena located in Trenton, NJ. The LFL is a by-product of the Lingerie Bowl which was a halftime spectacle at previous Super Bowls. The league consists of 10 teams from all across the country.

I cannot wait for this league to start. This is like every guys fantasy. Sports and sex combined into one pure format. The only thing that can top this is to get rid of hot dog and pretzel vendors at the arena and replace them with a Hooters in every section complete with Hooter girls of course.  Hopefully the price of admission will be reasonable. But whatever the price I'm sure there will be plenty of oohs and ahhs during the course of day. And that will probably be before kickoff. This is, by the way, a tackle football league. So I'm sure that big hits will cause more than just the football to pop out. Can Sundays get any better????

But back to my opening line. Imagine Halle Berry as the starting quarterback for my home team. I'd be in love at first sight.  Only thing better would be Lindsay Lohan as the Tight End. I'm definitly sure she's qualified for that!

 

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