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La Liga's fixtures are set to be released this week, while clubs across Spain are returning to training, so Real Madrid will be keen to tie up any outstanding business as soon as possible.
This slideshow will be constantly updated throughout the week with the most recent news, rumours and rubbish pushed to the first few slides.
With that in mind, make sure you're continuously heading back—you wouldn't want to miss anything.