Robert Griffin III Video: Watch Redskins Star's Hilarious Musical Debut

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I honestly don't know if the world is ready for this. 

Per Frank Schwab of Yahoo! Sports' Shutdown Corner, Washington Redskins quarterback Robert Griffin III got married to Rebecca Liddicoat in Denver on Saturday, and where normal couples would just accept their toasters and Oster breadmakers, these two decided to reverse that trend and give the world a glorious present of their own. 

OK, so the above video was actually posted back in March, but Griffin used his new marriage as a (perfectly perfect) excuse to make a viral vid out of it via Facebook, telling us to "Check out the first official video release of Mr. and Mrs. Robert Griffin III."

And hopefully not the last. 

Here's a summary of the above video: RGIII is wearing some type of mask on which he can turn the glowing eyes on and off (*I WANT). With his backup dancers/singers duo (who, according to Larry Brown Sports, are Liddicoat and her sister), he proceeds to rap about Pop Rocks and Tootsie Pops. 

Go ahead and let those words sink in. Hot beat. Infectious hook. Stellar dance moves. Candy Shop Producers. Important topic.

The only way this could have been any better is if there was a kitten in there somewhere. No reason...I just like kittens, and the greatest thing on the Internet is the only possible way to improve this video. 

Griffin is the total package. He's a burgeoning superstar who is oozing charisma, and it's clear he knows how to have himself some good, clean fun. 

Most people would say, "Hey, now we know Griffin has a career lined up for after football."

Screw that. He already has exactly one more hit than Justin Bieber. He has two careers right now

 

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