I don't know if I should do this as a slide or a whole dang article. Well, I guess I will do it as a slide.
There can be so much I can type on this little ol' slide of TNA. Where do I begin?
Well, first off, most, if not all, your story lines are WACK, especially if one of fellow B/R CL's can't even watch more than one segment at a time. I am not going to say no names *cough cough Shane cough* Howard (Laughs).
But I am pretty sure—no, wait—certain he is not the only one.
From Don West wheezing while commentating to the dumb gimmicks, TNA, you are officially all-around WACK.
No wonder they are trying to bring in Taz when I hear Don West I get Tonight wheeze, it will be wheeze, well I think you get the point. Not only that these dumb gimmick matches names wow. Death tomb blood chamber match, I wont be surprised if they use this name for a match (I said this in an previous article).
Now Mick Foley, Mick Foley. I guess this Wackness is spreading. TNA must be contagious, because that segment that I saw between you and Kurt last week was Wack.
First off, how the hell you going to let Foley beat that gold medalist a** with a phone when you obviously saw that he did not dial no damn number.
TNA is one big confusing two-hour show, I don't think they know what to do, so they just improv it. So is Foley with Frontline? Is Sting with MEM? Come on, make up your mind!
Another thing: I wish TNA would try and make me do a dumb gimmick when they were pushing me as a main star Kaz.
How you going to be a rising star to Suicide, huh? You are a damn video game character.
Speaking of video games, what is up with the Sacrifice promo vid with AJ Styles?
"I am not a video game, there is no reset button for me." If that wasn't the dumbest thing I have ever seen, then I don't know what was.
Basically from the wise lyrics of Kayne West, TNA:
"I have forgot better things than you have ever thought of."