I may not be a jiu-jitsu black belt. I may not have traveled to Thailand to train in Muay Thai. But I watch a lot of fights, and I am easily bored. That qualifies me—overqualifies me, in fact—to bring you this, the five most boring UFC fights so far in the year 2013.
Maybe it's the diluted cards, maybe it's injuries, maybe it's plain bad luck. Hell, maybe it's just me. But it really does seem like there have been a lot of clunkers this year. Sadly, however, there can only be five big winners, and here they are. Please lie down and assume your best glazed-over expression as we salute these sorcerers of soporificness.