Rockets-Lakers: So Sorry, Lakers Fans

MikeContributor IMay 5, 2009

LOS ANGELES, CA - MAY 04:  Pau Gasol #16 of the Los Angeles Lakers goes up for a shot against Yao Ming #11 of the Houston Rockets in Game One of the Western Conference Semifinals during the 2009 NBA Playoffs at Staples Center on May 4, 2009 in Los Angeles, California. NOTE TO USER: User expressly acknowledges and agrees that, by downloading and or using this photograph, User is consenting to the terms and conditions of the Getty Images License Agreement.  (Photo by Jeff Gross/Getty Images)

It was such a pleasure watching the Lakers get outplayed tonight. 

As a Jazz fanm I only wish the Lakers shot from three-point land against us the way they did tonight.  A three-point chump-shooting team should never win the Championship.  Kobe is a jump-shot chump and tonight the bricks were laid.

The NBA isn't happy. They wanted Kobe and LeBron.  If it makes you feel better, Lakers fans, you would have gotten smashed by Cleveland and looked weak—just like last year. 

So take your little yellow jerseys, hang your head low, and head back to the gutter.  The NBA can't allow a team with a player as ugly as Pau Gasol to win the title.  Kobe is so overrated, it only makes since for karma to catch up and for the Lakers to possibly get swept in this series. 

I am headed to work tomorrow to give two gay Laker fans a bunch of crap.  Two guys who are sooooo confident because they are cool Laker fans. 

Well, for at least tomorrow, you are just a bunch of weak little girls.  Nighty night, Laker girls.