Okay, I usually try to stay as far away from these "Things X People Say" videos as possible because they're mostly derivative and stupid, but this one is pretty spot on.
Most of what this guy says are actual things one could expect to hear spill out the mouth of a Dolphins fan. In fact, I'm sure most of us have said all of these things at one point or another.
And yet, we're still here. You're still here. Throughout all the mediocre, bad and really bad years (1-15, anyone?), you still put on the aqua and orange every fall.
You still come to Bleacher Report and scour the Miami Dolphins page. You still clamor for every bit of news related to the team. You still put everything else on hold when the Dolphins are playing.
For the diehard fans, supporting the Dolphins isn't just a casual thing to do on the weekends for a few months. It's a calling, it's an obsession; it's a way of life.
Your friends and family know you for your undying allegiance. Those who support other teams will mock you when the Dolphins do poorly. But you don't care. You'll fight back, because that's what you do.
That's why you're still here, after all these years, gearing up for 2013 with proclamations that this is our time. This is our year.
Through logo changes, uniform tweaks and roster shifts, you'll still be there. Because you're a diehard Miami Dolphins fan.
You don't need a silly list to tell you that.