So you want to date a professional cheerleader, huh? Big surprise. They're beautiful, they know how to move and most of them presumably like sports to a certain degree.
Cheerleaders can be polarizing—most people seems to love them or hate them. Who knows where the hate stems from, though. Perhaps some lingering high school resentment of a few nasty girls who wouldn't give a certain someone (you) the time of day?
Whatever, I'm not your therapist.
The fact is, the cheerleaders at your high school probably were terrible. Most teenage girls are terrible. So are most teenage boys. But eventually most of us grow up and professional cheerleaders grow up into much more desirable women than their teenage counterparts.
That's probably why there's not a single guy in my entire life that would turn down a date with one. It's actually true—I conducted a pretty extensive poll, which led me to believe that very few straight, single men anywhere wouldn't be interested.
So the question isn't, "Do you want to date a professional cheerleader?" It's how to get one interested in you! No easy task, let me tell you—these girls are bombarded with male attention everywhere they go.
But I got the inside scoop personally from the cheerleaders I know by soliciting tips on some of the dos and don'ts for guys looking to land a date with them.
Well, most of the tips were personally provided. I did come up with a couple all on my own, based on very extensive research.
So enjoy the fruits of my labor and these 20 tips on how to score a date with a professional cheerleader. This is the first day of the rest of your life.