The decision to get a tattoo, a drawing that will be a part of your body until your dying day, is a big one and should not be taken lightly.
But that doesn't stop footballers having any old scribble scarred onto their person at the drop of a hat.
When your career will probably only last 20 years of your life, like it does for footballers, it is hard to fully contemplate what a full-term choice a tattoo can be.
Which is probably why some footballers are so happy to get some utterly garbage skin ink done.
We've been through every ugly tatt' in the beautiful game and these are the worst, so sit tight and feel safe in the knowledge that all of these people can afford skin grafts.