You Got Owned-May2,2009

Wellcome to the first of many "You got owned." Now I now what you're thinking why is John Cena on the front cover?

Now I know he has not been owned that much, but he has certainly owned a lot of his fellow superstars in the past seven years he has been in the WWE.

Just like WWE.com's "Top 5," I will highlight the top five moments of the week from RAW, ECW, SmackDown, and Superstars.

But I will not be ranking the top five moments on how much action was in them,but by how funny they were. Now time to make history with the first "You got owned."

5. Jack Swagger

Show: ECW (April 28,2009)
Person owned by: ECW GM Tiffany

"The All American American" or as I like to say "The All American Jackass" made his way to number five thanks to his big mouth and big ego.

When ECW G.M. Tiffany told him "Yes, Jack you do have a rematch for the ECW title and you will get your rematch at Judgment Day. But that does not mean no one else can have a match before you."

4. Chris Jericho

Show: SmackDown (May 1,2009)
Person owned by: SmackDown roster

For the 2008 superstar of the year, his first night being a part of the SmackDown roster in over seven years didn't go as well he would have hoped.

He found out that no one on SmackDown, old or new, was going to take his crap.

He was DQ'ed from the No. 1 contender's match and had a scuffle with John Morrison backstage.

3. Cody and Ted

Show: RAW (April 27,2009)
Person owned by: MVP

For two-thirds of Legacy they found out that even though they are a part of one of the roughest stable, that doesn't mean that no one is gonna mess with them.

When MVP said to Randy, "Dig this Randy, I don't have a couple of Ambercrombie & Fitch models to do my talking for me."

2. Dolph Ziggler

Show: SmackDown (May 1, 2009)
Person owned by: Sherri Shepherd (Co-host of The View)

Dolph Ziggler found out that you can only say your name so many times until someone retaliates, and that person was Sherri Shepherd.

She slapped him so hard, giving MVP enough time to do the "Playmaker" and retain his U.S. title.

1. Big Show

Show: RAW (April 27,2009)
Person owned by: Vickie Guerrero, John Cena, and Batista

For the world's largest athlete, this wasn't a good week for him. As his former lover, Vickie Guerrero told him that she was turning a new leaf and only wanted to keep a professional relationship with him.

Then later on that night John Cena cost him a No.1 contenders match against Batista, who would spear him after their match.

Closing words

Thank you to all who took the time to look at my new series.

If you think I missed something or want to to tell me how I can improve this series, tell me so I can make it better.

Once again thanks