Top-level footballers earn a lot of money, people who earn a lot of money buy expensive cars, but top level footballers often have terrible taste.
So, in an algebraic equation:
x + y = z
x = Footballer
y = Money
z = Cars more hideous than a bucket of stomachs.
We have risked our sight, sanity and love for humanity to go through every tacky car owned by a footballer, and we have compiled a list of the ugliest 10.
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