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This is the same guy who was seen leaving a strip club with some woman, the same guy who was getting freaky with Madonna, and he can't tip well at HOOTERS?!
Every man in America knows you tip well at Hooters. It's a law!
It's like how girls know they can't give out their phone numbers on a friend's birthday outing, or how when they go to a bar or a club, they have to give their girlfriends the "is this guy who's all up on me hot or not?!!!" eyes. It is a LAW!
With this new report, in my mind, the Yankees are done. They're already being hounded by media for the struggles of CC and Marky Mark and the fact that the new Yankee Stadium could actually be the new Coors Field.
All those questions and topics become moot. The first question out of every reporter's mouth will have something to do with No. 13.
How many Yankees will have a Kenny Rogers moment? I'll put my money on CC, Burnett, Joba, Cano, Hank Steinbrenner, and Cashman. This whole situation is kind of like when Toulour tries to steal the diamonds from Linas in Ocean's 13.
That whole mission and crew is screwed if he gets away with them. A-Rod is stealing whatever pride and focus the Yankees have this season. Too bad there's no Danny Ocean to save them.
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