It's the 2013 NBA postseason, as explained by Arrested Development.
A decade ago, the critically-adored but ratings-challenged sitcom about the dysfunctional Bluth family premiered on Fox. Despite drawing a loyal following, not enough viewers tuned into the unconventional, fast-paced comedy.
That's what happens when you lose the laugh track and all the cheery comedy tropes while firing incest jokes at rapid speed.
Seven years after Arrested Development was taken away from us, Netflix will exclusively air an entire new season of episodes, all at once, on Sunday, May 26. Don't worry, the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers don't play until 8:30 p.m EST, so there's plenty of time to power through the 15 episodes during the day.
Luckily, we have been treated to weeks of playoff basketball to fill our preceding days in anticipation. While a largely unlikable family in danger of losing all of its wealth does not figure to strike any resemblance to the NBA, there is some overlap.
Just in case you've been playing catch-up on the first three seasons during the past month, let's break down some of the postseason's highlights through the most memorable quotes and phrases from Arrested Development.