As the Premier League season reaches it's climax, attention is already turning towards the summer and the pending deluge of transfer rumours sure to start permeating the world of football.
The process has already very much begun, and while it can be frustrating—the way some links seem to be conjured up from almost nothing—it also provides a great amount of humour for the majority of fans.
That said, there's certainly nothing to say any of the following far-fetched concepts won't come true. Most summers tend to bring a series of simply unpredictable transfers which make these rumour sections both essential and addictive viewing.
However, here are 10 recent stories taken from the past month that, at the moment, seem especially illogical.