Did I hear that right? I could be wrong, but I swore they said Jayson Werth is on a blanket to be distributed to mothers at Citizens Bank Park on Mother’s Day. Please tell me he’s naked. And please tell me it’s a picture from last year when he grew his hair out and I could imagine ripping my fingers through… I’m sorry. Was I thinking out loud? What’s not hot about Jayson Werth? That’s a question for Stump the Fans. And I pose it here. Babes, I implore you to reply.