Jayson Werth On a Mother's Day Blanket?

Flattish PoeCorrespondent IApril 26, 2009

DENVER - APRIL 10:  Right fielder Jason Werth #28 of the Philadelphia Phillies takes an at bat against the Colorado Rockies during MLB action on Opening Day at Coors Field on April 10, 2009 in Denver, Colorado. The Rockies defeated the Phillies 10-3.  (Photo by Doug Pensinger/Getty Images)

Did I hear that right? I could be wrong, but I swore they said Jayson Werth is on a blanket to be distributed to mothers at Citizens Bank Park on Mother’s Day. Please tell me he’s naked. And please tell me it’s a picture from last year when he grew his hair out and I could imagine ripping my fingers through… I’m sorry. Was I thinking out loud? What’s not hot about Jayson Werth? That’s a question for Stump the Fans. And I pose it here. Babes, I implore you to reply.