Preakness 2013: 20 Best 'Breaking Bad'-Themed Horse Names

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Preakness 2013: 20 Best 'Breaking Bad'-Themed Horse Names
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Horse racing is back! And with Orb's win at Churchill Downs two Saturdays ago, another Triple Crown pursuit has been set in motion. 

And with all of the excitement that arises on and around the track at the same time each spring, another slightly less widely known—yet equally annual—rite of spring has finally arrived—the yearly "making fun of horse names" piece from your friends at Bleacher Report.

In previous years, we've used classic TV shows like Seinfeld and Arrested Development as the inspiration for names we'd suggest for Triple Crown thoroughbreds. 

So this year, why not take a more dramatic approach and go for something that appeals to the wide swath of TV viewers (i.e., the sickos) who live and die by the happenings on Breaking Bad.

Sure, the AMC show isn't coming back until Aug. 11, but there's no better time to prep for the final eight episodes than now.

Let's stop horsing around and get to the 20 best Breaking Bad-inspired horse names.


[There are SPOILER ALERTS aplenty in the subsequent slides, so if you don't want to know basic storylines or major reveals from the show's first four-and-a-half seasons, you might want to avert your gaze.]

[There are also some violent and mildly sexual themes ahead—think of them as PG-13—so be warned.]

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