Gareth Bale has basically won every award in the world. The PFA Player Of The Year Award, The PFA Young Player Of The Year Award and we think he might have won an Olivier award or two this week.
In fact, if the Welsh FA are to bid for a World Cup, they’d probably get it if they put Bale on the campaign team. Never mind Qatar, we want Wales 2022! Where better to stage World Cup semifinals than Newport and Wrexham?
So what other awards will/should young Mr. Bale be in contention for?
And we won't be making the cheap joke of "he should be up for an Oscar, because he puts in great acting performances when he dives" because it's an easy joke to make, the extra slide is too much work and we've already made the gag now.