The Funniest Tweets from the NFL Draft
I'll be honest, I've never really been that into the NFL draft.
I'm a Panthers fan, but really in more like a "I'll watch them if they're not sucking" kind of way. Definitely not the kind of fan that lives and breathes on every pick.
But thanks to Twitter, the NFL draft has been way more fun to watch, because now it's hilarious.
Although totally not comprehensive, these are some of the funniest tweets I came across yesterday.
I just spoke with Bills & they said they will draft EVERYONE if you don't trade up for their pick. They are mad, guys.I think they mean it— Lance Zierlein (@LanceZierlein) April 25, 2013
"With the second pick in the NFL Draft, the Jacksonville Jaguars...wish for more wishes?"— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) April 25, 2013
The 1st pick of the NFL Draft tonight should *jog on stage/double pistols* *fake handshake Goodell/nut tapper* *look at crowd/single pistol*— Shooter McGavin (@ShooterMcGavin_) April 25, 2013
"With the first pick in the draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select-" [Andy Reid calls two timeouts, gets delay of game]— Adam Kramer (@KegsnEggs) April 25, 2013
PIC: The most NFL fans ever. twitter.com/CorkGaines/sta…— Cork Gaines (@CorkGaines) April 25, 2013
I'm gonna start calling Matt Barkley "Jiffy Lube" because he's about to wait around for three hours before someone finally calls his name.— Justin Halpern (@justin_halpern) April 25, 2013
"With the number one overall pick in the 2013 NFL Draft, the Kansas City Chiefs select ... well this just says 'BUTTS'."— Bill Hanstock (@sundownmotel) April 26, 2013
During the draft
Namath/Uncle Ruslan 2016— Tony Manfred (@tonymanfred) April 26, 2013
Raiders team needs: Yes— David Murphy (@HighCheese) April 26, 2013
Don't give the Raiders your pick. They're just gonna spend it on drugs.— Andrew Sleighter (@AndrewSleighter) April 26, 2013
For the 16th straight year the dolphins select a brightly-colored beach ball and a bucket of fish heads— Matt Sussman (@suss2hyphens) April 26, 2013
Why is there ten minutes between the PICK IS IN graphic and the announcement?Is Goodell pooping?— Drew Magary (@drewmagary) April 26, 2013
This is the first time that Barry Sanders ever followed three good offensive linemen.—Chris Solari (@chrissolari) April 26, 2013
This entire NFL draft is all happening in Manti Te'o's imagination.— Doug Abeles (@dougabeles) April 26, 2013
This is a great fit for Jarvis Jones, as the Steelers don't have Alabama on their schedule.— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) April 26, 2013
BREAKING: Geno Smith has gotten two stars now on every level of Angry Birds.— SportsPickle (@sportspickle) April 26, 2013
I think the TEAM NAME HERE could use a ANY POSITION OTHER THAN QB cut to sad Geno.— Andrea Wall (@AndeWall) April 26, 2013
For the 29th pick, the Patriots get 63 more draft picks... #NFLDraft— Eric Stangel (@EricStangel) April 26, 2013
Minnesota is that drunk guy in the casino screaming at the ATM about how withdrawal limits are bullshit.— sir broosk (@celebrityhottub) April 26, 2013
Maybe Manti Te'o is real, and all of us are imaginary.— Bruce Arthur (@bruce_arthur) April 26, 2013
Wow. The Minnesota Vikings passed on Manti Te'o more than A.J. McCarron. Unbelievable.— Irish Illustrated (@NDatRivals) April 26, 2013
"Oh My God! I've wasted my whole life comparing how fast and strong 20 year old boys are!"- Mel Kiper, Waking Up In A Cold Sweat #NFLDraft— Mike Polk Jr. (@mikepolkjr) April 26, 2013
Gruden 364 days a year: "This guy! I freakin' love this guy!" Gruden in Round 1: "Everyone sucks."— Chris Burke (@ChrisBurke_SI) April 26, 2013
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