The NFL Draft is this week, which might confuse those of you who own TVs and figured it occurs every day of the year. The draft, like Metta World Peace, has its own language, and many of us can only pretend to understand it. Cornerbacks with "fluid hips" are highly coveted. "Straight-line speed" is disturbing, but it can come in handy during field sobriety tests. Running backs with an "upright style" struggle to stay healthy, and also look out of place at Passover seders, when everybody is reclining...
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