Are you tired of obsessing over NFL mock drafts that will be completely and utterly destroyed after a single trade or general manager gone rogue? We feel your pain, which is why we’ve crafted…another mock draft.
This, however, is not your typical forecast of prime-time picks.
Imagine for a moment that the NFL has just fired all of its coaches. It fired Norv Turner twice just to be sure, but the entire slate is clean. Roger Goodell decreed that all teams must draft a college football head coach before the 2013 season, mostly because he is Roger Goodell and typically makes all decisions with the helping hand of a bourbon IV.
Much of this is impossible, of course. Well, minus Goodell operating under the influence of a bourbon IV, which somehow seems very likely. The rest is a hypothetical scenario that is actually slightly more realistic than some of the mock drafts you will come across.
Which college coaches would be the first names off the board? Who would NFL teams line up to draft? Who might stumble out of the first round? Using this year’s NFL draft order, we’ve created the 2013 Coaches' Mock Draft in an effort to seek answers.
Kansas City, you’re on the clock, and this shouldn’t take long. If it does, we’ve got problems.