So I Says To The Guy…

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So I Says To The Guy…
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On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. 

He was cruising along the beach in the Popemobile when there was a frantic commotion just offshore. 

A helpless man, wearing an Chicago Blackhawks jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Calgary Flames jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark’s side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semiconscious Blackhawks fan from the water. Then using baseball bats, the three heroes in red beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat also.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. “I give you my blessing for your brave actions,” he told them. “I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Flames and Blackhawks fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth.”

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies “Who was that?”

“It was the Pope, ” one replied. “He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God’s wisdom.”

“Well,” the harpooner said, “he may have access to God’s wisdom, but he doesn’t know shit about shark fishing… how’s the bait holding up?”

 

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