This is... spectacular. The recent off-the-field exploits of Johnny Football Manziel have been too numerous, too crazy to really do them justice. If you've paid even the slightest attention to the site since Manziel became the first freshman to ever win the Heisman Trophy, you've seen the 20-year-old show up at casinos and Spring Break destinations, party with the guys from Duck Dynasty and hang out with his smoker of a girlfriend, Sarah Savage. He's essentially acted like a regular dude would if he suddenly became one of the most famous athletes in the country, before he could even legally drink—and for that, we're big fans.
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