Professional athletes represent success. To get to where they are required discipline, talent, savvy and ridiculous amounts of perseverance. So it's only natural we consider athletes to be mentors, role models, philosophers, sages. We seek the wisdom of their ways. We listen to their words, contemplate them, consider how they might apply to our own lives.
Problem is, sometimes we just can't figure out what the heck it is these folks are trying to say. Thoughts don't always come out so eloquently. Metaphors get mixed. Similes get scrambled. Tongues tied. Phrases peppered with non-sequiturs.
Thus, valuable advice is lost.
But fear not, dear reader, for I have taken it upon myself to interpret 25 of the most nonsensical quotes ever uttered by beloved sports personalities.
Click on to unlock the wisdom.