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Just days after photos surfaced of Matt Leinart drinking and hot tubbing with co-eds at Arizona State University, yet another scandal has surfaced...

Matt Leinart Spotted at High School Prom

by Jon Grilz [HUMOR]

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April 03, 2008


Just days after photos surfaced of Matt Leinart drinking and hot tubbing with co-eds at Arizona State University, yet another scandal has surfaced.

In the pictures (which were not available at time of publication due to a bidding war), Leinart is stepping out of a limousine on his way to the Carl Hayden High School Senior Prom in Phoenix, Arizona.

Sketchy reports from inside the prom claimed that Leinart found the punch to be inadequate, the band to be lame and demanded a recount when he was not crowned Prom King. 

It would seem that the young NFL quarterback, who has links and seeds spread all across the country, has been having the time of his life impressing younger women as young as 18 (he swears they were 18, anyways).

Neither Leinart nor his agent were able to be reached for comment. Instead we talked with psychology undergrad at ASU, Adam Wells.

When asked what his take on what exactly is going on in the head of Leinart, Wells responded matter-of-factly.

"Well, I would say that it has to do with his level of celebrity. He was a really big deal in college. He was the big fish in the small pond, as it were, being the quarterback for USC. Then he went to the pros much lower in the draft than expected, and he ended up with Arizona. That had to be a big blow to his ego, you know, going to the team where quarterbacks go to die."

There had to be more. It couldn't just be that Leinart was insanely depressed about being stuck with a team that has as much chance at success as Houston or Atlanta.

"Well, I don't know that it has happened as much like this for pros, but you see, this kind of thing happens with jocks right out of high school. Remember the guys that were captain of the team and the big men around the halls. Then they went to college and realized that they weren't cool anymore and that they were on the low rung of the ladder? Then they would show up at high school dances? Same thing here, just much much sadder. I mean this guy is a millionaire and he is looking for 18-year-old girls to party with because it will make him look cool again. Just plain sad."

This reporter is left with no choice but to agree. It was bad enough that Leinart consciously chose to go to a college kegger to drink with some women, hot or not.

He could have gotten a piece just about anywhere, but he went where he would make the biggest splash.

And I don't even know what to make of this high school prom thing. Poor Matt Leinart. It's times like this that I don't envy his national title, awards, millions of dollars, square-jawed machismo and everything else that makes him better than me. 

Oh yeah, and the tank top with the beer stains makes him look like he used his millions to buy the biggest trailer he could find at the park. 

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  1. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    I want proof before I believe it.

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    he be liking to party wif dem girls,he say lets PARTY WOOOO HOOOO.TO BAD he can't complete a pass to fitzgerald.sorry i overthru you,my head hurts from drinking with all dem young honeys.

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  3. Bill Sims about 1 year ago

    great article! laughed my ass off as always, but i do kind of feel bad for him when you put it that way.

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      I'm not sure I feel as much bad for Matt Leinart or bad for myself in envying his ability to buy a really awesome trailer home.

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  4. Sebastian about 1 year ago

    hahah

    Poor Matt Leinart indeed.

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  5. John Fennelly about 1 year ago

    HA!

    Good stuff Jon

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  6. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    WOW. The Cardinals must be really proud that they drafted a 25 year old going on Senior year of High School. That's just what I want to see my 1st round starting QB doing with his spare time. I bet when the cardinals saw this picture they handed the play book back to Kurt Warner.

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  7. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Hey where's PAC MAN Jones ? I heard he was there too. LOL

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      He made an appearance, but he had a pressing engagement at the local "gentleman's club". He, too, was upset to heat that he hadn't been elected Prom King.

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  8. Dorothy Willis about 1 year ago

    What a pity. For so many life does end with high school. Loved the article; you are a great writer and such a joy to read!

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  9. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Ok everybody all together now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH now this is freakin hillarious not only is Matt"beer gut" Leinart a poor quarterback but hell he cant even score a chic his own age how lame.

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  10. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    ok you people are all idiots that is clearly a celebrity fake picture dont believe everything you see online half of it is bs.

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  11. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    i agree this is clearly a fake pic besides Leinart is at the off-season training program so how is he attending high school proms? You people would believe anything anyone shows you on here wouldnt you lol.

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      Which part of this article did you think was the truth? The part about the NFL quarterback attending a prom? The part about him being mad he wasn't elected King? The part with the imaginary person analyzing Leinart's psyche...

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  12. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    FAKE!

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  13. Alex Kennedy about 1 year ago

    Haha, that was great. Keep it up. :)

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  14. Justin Damasiewicz about 1 year ago

    Hahaha...this is hilarious!

    I don't feel bad for Lienart at all. I was stunned by the percentage of the media that felt he was being victimized. Quarterbacks are held to a higher standard. They are the leaders of the team. Aside from the fact that be broke the law by providing alcohol to a minor, it was a terribly irresponsible thing to do. Not in the same class as Pacman and Chris Henry, but stupid just the same.

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      I'm not sure that being the quarterback of the Arizona quarterbacks should garner more esteem than, say, any other position on any other team, but still, you would think he could do better.

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  15. Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

    Sorry, meant to say the Arizona Cardinals.

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  1. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    I heard that Pac-man Jones & Chris Henry were there too. LOL!!!

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  2. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    This picture isn't fake. Matt Lienart admitted to it. Well Kurt Warner is probably getting ready to start this year.

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  3. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    Matt Lienart acts like he is still a freshman at college. He hangs out with D-List celebrities and is a stachatory rapist too. He can't find a girl his own age with all that money he has. That's pathetic.

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    • Jon Grilz about 1 year ago

      Agreed, you would at least think that Paris Hilton would smell his money and jump him like a monkey on a cupcake, but maybe that ship has sailed.

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  4. Anonymous about 1 year ago

    He's the white geeky version of PAC-MAN Jones.

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  5. Angie L about 1 year ago

    i can't believe this is news. is anyone shocked to see a 25 yr old guy hitting on college girls? i'd be more shocked if he wasn't. and seriously he used to date paris hilton - I'm pretty sure that's a MILLION TIMES more potentially damaging to his career (hello STDs) than underage alcoholics.

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  6. Rob Maccariello about 1 year ago

    Well done... btw Leinart, I'm available to drink/soak in hot tub with hotties Sun-Mon, 10am-3am... travel arrangements can be handled by the client. My number is (914)....

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