Detroit Lions: My Pre-Draft's Night's Dream (Humor?)

Sherman L. McCleskyCorrespondent IApril 22, 2009

Detroit Lions: My Pre-Draft's Night's Dream (Humor?)

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    NEW YORK - APRIL 26:  The ESPN broadcast team of (L-R) Mel Kiper, Chris Mortensen,Keyshawn Johnson, Steve Young and Chris Berman work the 2008 NFL Draft on April 26, 2008 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

A Trade and the First Pick (No. 4)

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    PASADENA, CA - JANUARY 01:  Quarterback Mark Sanchez #6 of the USC Trojans throws a touchdown at the end of the first half against the Penn State Nittany Lions during the 95th Rose Bowl Game presented by Citi on January 1, 2009 at the Rose Bowl in Pasaden

The Second Pick (No. 20)

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    PASADENA, CA - DECEMBER 6:  Rey Maualuga #58 of the USC Trojans pursues the play against the UCLA Bruins on December 6, 2008 at the Rose Bowl in Pasadena, California.  USC won 28-7.  (Photo by Jeff Golden/Getty Images)

The Third Pick (No. 33)

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    MOBILE, AL - JANUARY 24:  Eric Wood #60 of the South Team looks to the sideline for a play against the North Team during the Under Armour Senior Bowl on January 24, 2009 at Ladd-Peebles Stadium in Mobile, Alabama. The South defeated the North 35-18.  (Pho

The Fourth Pick (No. 65)

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    ORLANDO, FL - JANUARY 04:  Wide receiver Keenan Davis #13 of the white team looks for room to run after making a catch in the All America Under Armour Football Game at Florida Citrus Bowl on January 4, 2009 in Orlando, Florida.  (Photo by Doug Benc/Getty

Fantasy Fifth Pick (No. 68)

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    SALT LAKE CITY - NOVEMBER 22:  Paul Kruger #11  of the Utah Utes returns an interception against the BYU Cougarsat Rice-Eccles Stadium on November 22, 2008 in Salt Lake City, Utah.  (Photo by Jonathan Ferrey/Getty Images)

The Sixth Pick (No. 82)

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    GAINESVILLE, FL - SEPTEMBER 30:  Florida Gators receiver Louis Murphy #82 scores a touchdow  against the Louisiana State Tigers at Ben Hill Griffin Stadium on October 7, 2006 in Gainesville, Florida.  (Photo by Marc Serota/Getty Images)

The Seventh Pick (No. 137)

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    CORVALLIS, OR - OCTOBER 28: Coye Francies #4 of the Oregon State Beavers carries the ball against Kaluka Maiava#43 of the Southern California Trojans at Reser Stadium on October 28, 2006 in Corvallis, Oregon. The Beavers defeated the Trojans 33-31. (Photo

The Eight Pick (No. 174)

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    NASHVILLE, TN - NOVEMBER 22: Anthony Parker #75 of the Tennessee Volunteers jogs on the field during the game against the Vanderbilt Commodores at Vanderbilt Stadium on November 22, 2008 in Nashville, North Carolina.  (Photo by Kevin C. Cox/Getty Images)

The Ninth Pick (No. 192)

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    LEXINGTON, KY - NOVEMBER 8:  Myron Pryor #98 of the Kentucky Wildcats looks on during the game against the Georgia Bulldogs at Commonwealth Stadium on November 8, 2008 in Lexington, Kentucky. (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Images)

The 10th and Final Pick (No. 255)

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    WEST LAFAYETTE, IN - OCTOBER 06:  Brian Hartline #9 of the Ohio State Buckeyes runs away from Anthony Heygood #42 of the Purdue Boilermakers during the game on October 6, 2007 at Ross-Ade Stadium in West Lafayette, Indiana.  (Photo by Andy Lyons/Getty Ima

Draft Wrap Up!

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    NEW YORK - APRIL 26:  The ESPN broadcast team of (L-R) Mel Kiper, Chris Mortensen,Keyshawn Johnson, Steve Young and Chris Berman work the 2008 NFL Draft on April 26, 2008 at Radio City Music Hall in New York City.  (Photo by Jim McIsaac/Getty Images)

Wake up!!!

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