Envy is a smelly cologne, and sometimes we see things that really pour it on thick.
We see people playing with the toys we want—the kind that go vroom vroom—and we can't help but fall into a jealous fit, salivating openly over their amazing rides.
Why should some people get to float across the golf course on a bubble of air? Why don't I get to ride around the hockey rink in a candy-painted Zamboni blasting smoke and Wrex-N-Effect songs? Because the world isn't fair, that's why.
We can do one thing, however; and that's ogle the heck out these awesomely unique vehicles floating around the edges and/or being used in the world of sports.
So say it with me: I scream. You scream. We all will scream for these things.