Bubba Watson is still dominating every last corner of the golf course and Manny Ramirez is still crushing baseballs.
Don't worry, this isn't a flashback but a viral video breakdown of the best videos of the week.
ManRam is in Taiwan, generally causing bedlam with shots to center field. But he isn't the only athlete causing a brilliant stir, because you really need to check out Bubba Watson's new ride.
Now we can't spot every last piece of wondrous delight of the internet, so feel free to chime in with any videos you felt were slighted.
Or just sit back and savor all the hilarity to follow.
Golf really needed an all-terrain vehicle.
Easily the best video of the week is this one featuring Bubba Watson's new toy, a hovercraft golf cart he crafted alongside Oakley.
That feeling you have is jealousy.
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Now he is missing an easy layup during a pivotal moment of the game, one his team would lose by five points.
A moment of silence, please.
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Sure, it may not be Manny Ramirez cutting off a throw from the outfield or him resting behind the outfield wall while play is active, but we will take it.
The only thing better than seeing ManRam hit a bomb in Taiwan is the epic call from the announcers. There was a commenter who was kind enough to transcribe it in the comments section in the link below.
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Let us take you to the Under-18 World Championships, where the officials are lenient and the players enjoy tossing sticks at them.
At the end of a match between Lithuania and Great Britain, Lithuania's Danielius Nomanovas throws his stick at a referee. Oh, and he pretty much gets away with it.
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Jeremy Evans used his rare time on the court during a game against the Portland Trail Blazers to amaze the crowd.
The Jazz player gets an alley-oop fed from teammate Jamaal Tinsley. Only, Tinsley tosses the ball when Evans is at the three-point line.
He still dunks it.
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The Masters will soon begin, so it's a great time to pay homage to the 2012 champion. Here is an ESPN video of Bubba Watson taking to a golf course just like a regular golfer.
That means the lefty is hitting with right-handed clubs, far better than you swing the sticks.
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Shaquille O'Neal had his number retired by the Lakers; his jersey now adorns the rafters with other Los Angeles greats.
One of the more intriguing moments came when the former NBA star mentioned Phil Jackson. That's when Lakers fans shouted out in one unified cry for their former coach.
Yes, it was as awkward as that sounds.
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Silly, Jose Calderon. You are going the wrong way.
On April Fool's Day, the Pistons' Calderon decided to head back to the locker room at halftime. So far, nothing out of the ordinary. Only, he decides to walk towards to locker room of his former team.
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President Barack Obama had an off day on the basketball court. During the White House's annual Easter Egg Roll on Monday, Obama went a cool 2-for-22 from the field.
Something tells me he could fit right in with the Charlotte Bobcats.
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The Lakers might just sneak into the playoffs despite injuries and inconsistent play. According to this video, they do have some help.
You might see this and say the entire league is rigged or just scoff at the usual inconsistent calls of NBA officials. I just had a horrible thought. What if it's both?
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