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Brian McNamee is having a yard sale for his Clemens merchandise. Now even you can be the proud owner of your own set of butt needles! Joel Zumaya is keeping up his off-field regimen intact with Guitar Hero...

Gems from the Web: April 2

by ChatterBalks (Senior Writer)

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April 02, 2008


 

  • Brian McNamee is having a yard sale for his Clemens merchandise. Now even you can be the proud owner of your own set of butt needles!
  • Joel Zumaya is keeping up his off-field regimen intact with Guitar Hero. In other news, Todd Jones is still confused with how the television remote works.
  • Man, Marcus Giles is thinking about retiring. That takes away almost 50 percent of our Giles joke inventory (Hang in there Brian!)
  • Piazza is taking it to all “gutless fans” of the baseball world. Just wait until the “throwing Pert Plus bottles” becomes fashionable, Mike.
  • Finally, a utility infielder who can sing AND dance. Take that Ozzie Smith!
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