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Metta World Peace's Post-Surgery Twitter Rant Was Many Things

Jesse DorseyFeatured ColumnistMarch 30, 2013

Metta World Peace underwent surgery to repair a torn meniscus in his left knee, and he'll be out of action for the next six weeks. However, the most interesting story is what happened to World Peace's Twitter account following his surgery.

In short, it was weird, sentimental, almost insightful and at times totally incoherent. The only difficult part was trying to differentiate between which tweets were the result of the anesthetic he was on, and which were just Metta being Metta.

Initially, he sent out a few shots of himself through his Instagram getting prepped to be cut open with a simple message.

I'm ready to play instagram.com/p/XaFWbarkj6/

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 28, 2013

From there it started to get weird. Metta sent a video over to Comedy Central that was nothing more than him babbling about being "drunk" while coming down from his anesthesia.

Moving forward, World Peace gave away a few tickets to a movie, and advocated the Lakers' fitness challenge.

Giving 2 tix away to the screening of this amazing movie "Waking" that I made a cameo in if this gets 100(+) retweets vimeo.com/61662577

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

 

who is entering the lakers fitness challenge?

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

 

Who do you think needs the Lakers fitness challenge the most?pick one person and add a # in front of their name

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

After philanthropic, community-oriented Metta, he went back to being completely out there.

If you can guess who i am right now i will invite you to my house right now.if u are across seas i will fly u to me.what personality am I?

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

 

One more minute to guess who I am.You guys should figure it out easy.

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

 

Please tell me what type of flower this is . I need to know or I will drown in my sorrow. #hurry!!! twitter.com/MettaWorldPeac…

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

I'm not sure whether or not he ever got the answer about the flower, but nobody ever did guess "who" he was, mostly because he was less of a "who" and more of a "what."

By The Way.I was an African Albino Blonde Rhino.you all lose

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

Most strange was that he tossed out another tweet just a few minutes following that last one telling everyone that he was out of it after his surgery.

btw. surgery went well.i was so out of it when i woke up as yal saw on the comedy central skit.ill keep yal updated with videos

Metta World Peace (@MettaWorldPeace) March 30, 2013

This made it all incredibly hard to figure out what was tweeted because of the anesthetic, and what was tweeted because he just a weird dude in general.

That's one of those questions for which the world will never have an answer.

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