We've all seen the movie Seven, in which the gruesome murders of seven victims are justified by their committing one of the deadly sins.
This is the world football version.
Greed, gluttony, sloth, envy, wrath, pride and lust find their soccer poster child in this clip, which features some of the biggest names in the game.
Look away if you've been tempted by the mother of a teammate's child or if your idea of hard work is running your fingers through your hair.
Here are world football's seven deadliest sinners.