Perhaps it's the depth of (often negative) emotion the average golfer feels as a result of the game that inspires him to wax poetic. And maybe that same element inspires the poets, writers and artists to pay homage to golf—or at least lament its cruelty.
The true funniest golf quotes of all time are likely never put to paper and aren't spoken by golfers or celebrities. Many of them contain words and phrases that are unable to grace this slideshow.
That's why I'm hoping you, Bleacher Report readers, will add some of your own content in the comments. Relate what your buddy said after a five-putt, the joke your grandfather made about the ballwasher or your golf junkie pal's philosophy about the parallel between golf and life.
With this in mind, here are the 10 funniest golf quotes of all time.