KC Chiefs Draft-Trades, Or "Eight More Days Is Going To Kill Me!"

alton rexCorrespondent IApril 17, 2009

INDIANAPOLIS, IN - FEBRUARY 21:  Scott Pioli of the Kansas City Chiefs speaks to the media during the NFL Scouting Combine presented by Under Armour at Lucas Oil Stadium on February 21, 2009 in Indianapolis, Indiana. (Photo by Scott Boehm/Getty Images)

Has the stress of waiting and the endless speculation about what KC is going to do between now and the draft gotten to you yet?

No?

Well, you're a better man than I Gunga Din!

I'm drowning in minutae and possibilities:

Is LJ staying or going, or B Dub or Tony the Magnificent?

What has Pioli got up his sleeve (and you just KNOW there's a couple of options lurking somewhere in his Brooks Brothers suit!)?

Will he trade down or pick?

Will he get a 2nd round pick by some nefarious thievery of another teams impatience and fear on draft day?

Will he fleece two 1st rounders from the Bronco's or the Eagles?

Will he pack LJ off like the Bronco's did to Cutler to some Chaco Canyon of the NFL?

Oh my, oh my, oh my!

If you're like me, floundering in the abyss, trying to float on the surface of this cesspool of possibilities and balderdash, take heart Chiefs fans. It's only eight more days until we will be glued to the toob listening to Mel Kiper's incessant yammering.

It might feel like eight more days is going to kill us, but it won't -- at least I don't think so!