Greyhound Named 'Rob Gronkowski' Wins Palm Beach Kennel Club Race, Obviously

Dan Carson@@DrCarson73Trending Lead WriterMarch 19, 2013

It was only a matter of time until someone named an animal after Rob Gronkowski.  

It’s only fitting that the beast turned around and dominated athletically.

A black greyhound named “Rob Gronkowski” has been burning up dog tracks in South Florida, winning five of its last six races and leaping its way up the ranking ladders.

The Gronk’s latest victory came Monday after upgrading from Grade C to Grade B competition. Rob Gronkowski is very green to racing competitively against other dogs; but obviously, like his namesake, he will not be withheld victory. 

After this victory, greyhound racing experts @GreyhoundNews believe Rob Gronkowski will be moving up in the world and racing in Grade A competitions. He’ll also presumably be entitled a sizeable chew toy bonus and plenty of blonde lady-dogs to take racy pictures with.

H/T Busted Coverage

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