The NBA Playoff seeds are all set in stone for 2009. However, I don’t think we should judge a team solely on number of wins and losses, but rather by how hot their cheerleaders are.
After sitting down and sipping on some Courvoisier, I came up with the real way teams should be ranked in the Playoffs. A simple formula: the hotter the cheerleaders, the higher the seed.
Now, before we get too excited about all this talk regarding seeding and cheerleaders, let's acknowledge the fact that these ladies have worked hard all year and deserve most of the credit for home victories.
So here is the only true way to evaluate the postseason merits of a team: by their cheerleaders.
First up, the Eastern Conference.