"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain.
The head coaches on this list need some help.
They lead some of the most lucrative football programs, and yet can't seem to muster enough energy to dress themselves in a manner that might be appropriate even for a Friday-night fish fry.
From Bronco Mendenhall at BYU, to Ken Niumatalolo at Navy and Brady Hoke at Michigan, the coaches on this list have earned the right to be here by virtue of a "People of Wal-mart"-influenced wardrobe.
You would think that these men, leading major college football programs and finding themselves on national television on a regular basis would make a little more effort, but to each his own.