It's impossible not to feel sorry for Fernando Torres.
With the weight of a record £50 million transfer fee on his shoulders, the World Cup-winning Spaniard has failed to pay dividends to his Chelsea employers.
In the recent loss at Steaua Bucharest, a few laughably bad contributions seemed to surmise the misfortune El Nino has suffered since joining The Blues.
With fellow countryman Rafa Benitez failing to "horse whisper" him back to his lethal ways—and another summer clearout at Stamford Bridge looking inevitable—Nando seems set to find pastures new before next season.
Here are five teams with which he may thrive.