1) I have twice as many wins by submission as I have by knockout or decision
2) I have fought in UFC nine times and I have victories over two UFC champions from two different weight classes
3) Some of my team members include Gouveia, Kang, Cole Miller, Mike Brown, and Chuck Liddell; I am from Delaware and fight out of Florida
4) I currently fight in a weight class that does not exist in UFC and my last victory was a vicious knockout by a knee on 3/21/2009
5) I have lost to BJ Penn - I was 12-1 at the time, it was BJ's second fight
6) I was featured on Ultimate Fighter 4: The Comeback
You know the rules and hope you don't mind me copy-cating Mike's idea.