Steroids: The Reason LeBron James is King

Lebron and Steroids. Is it true? Ben Fox thinks so.

by ben fox (Scribe)

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April 01, 2008

Humor, LeBron James , Steroids

So all you NBA fans out there, I have found the one reason LeBron James is the best.

STEROIDS.

Steroids can make and break athletes. They can make home runs happen, or score touchdowns. But they can also produce kings. An example is LeBron James.

Have you seen LeBron? With his sexy, built arms and his delicious, meaty thighs. They are all ripped because of steroids.

He has it all. But at the risk of something as big as the use of performance-enhancing drugs that supposedly not only enhances the baskets he scores, but also the positions he can perform efficiently on a day-to-day basis.

If I had as much talent as he did, I would not be popping pills. I'd be raking in the cash. Where the cash at, baby?! There are so many athletes nowadays that steroids are becoming a wanted drug. Even more sought after than geezers after Viagra.

So LeBron may be the greatest. You have the right to believe that. But on the opposite end I have the right to believe that LeBron injects himself, don't I?

Well, maybe not, but I did it anyways, didn't I?

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  1. I disagree with you. LeBron was born with a great body, and worked very hard to get to the shape he is in.

  2. Why do you think LBJ uses 'roids? Look at Jermaine O'Neal, look at Ben Wallace, look at Kobe, Amare, Vince Carter, all these guys are ripped, and I don't believe any of them uses steroids.
    Just because LeBron is a freakish athlete and has a nearly fat-free body it doesn't mean he uses steroids.
    STOP HATIN'!

  3. "Have you seen LeBron? With his sexy, built arms and his delicious, meaty thighs."
    Yeap, ben fox is gay...

    1. there is no way lebron takes steroids he is just the best. But if you think that were is the proof just because he looks the way he does.

  4. You used the wrong word, it is HGH not steroids that all of our Favorite Athletes are using. And until their is a test for it, what makes you think that MLB is the only sport that has athletes using it? If you replace the word HGH for steroids in this article I think you make a great point

  5. how did you guys guess. but your right I am gay........................................................................................................................................................................Pause....................................................................................................NOT!!!!

  6. you're an idiot trying to get some attention. Watch out for lawsuits on your ass.

  7. What an irresponsible article filled up with dangerous accusations. Hey fox, next time you write something, try to back up what you're saying with facts and proofs. What you did was pretty dumb...

  8. lebron doesn't take steroids just because he looks the way he does. He is just the best. Next time get the proof.

  9. lebron doesn't take steroids just because he looks the way he does. He is just the best. Next time get the proof.

  10. we'll know in 10-15 years if he took steroids cause he'll be dead.
    just like flo-jo
    just like a million other former NFL players.
    45 years TOPS

  11. Yes.. finally somebody has revealed the truth about LBJ. The NBA is doing such a bad job monitoring this kind of issue. Just because the roids issue has never come up in basketball, it doesn't mean that it has to be ignored. And how dare you compare Kobe Bryant to Lebron James? Lebron James is obviously a monster look at him then and now.. You cant get that big without steroids. I feel sorry for people like Kobe Bryant spending 24/7 in the gym to be the best that he can be while he is being compared to somebody like LBJ using steroids as a shortcut to be on top. Lebron James.. What a disgrace! 'Nuff said

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