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Daniele De Rossi
When one is describing Daniele De Rossi’s style of play, the words that come to mind might be rough, unrestrained and hairy. Wait, no, only two of those are right.
Regardless, Roma’s leader-in-chief would appear to have grown tired of shaving in his latter years, instead opting to let his facial fur hang loose in a big, big way.
As a fellow lazy trimmer, Mr. De Rossi, sir, I salute you.
If you weren’t aware of Mounir Hamoud’s presence prior to reading this article, fret not as you likely aren’t alone in that demographic.
The 28-year-old midfielder currently plays in his native Norway with Stromsgodset and while his quality of play might not be enough to set the world alight, his wildly impressive beard certainly is.
A bearded genius? Yes, but for quite different reasons than Andrea Pirlo.
Another entrant seldom seen without at least a little bit of facial decoration, Sami Khedira’s choice is that of the more finely tweezed route as the German international pulls off his goatee with quite some guile.
Turkish by descent, one can rest assured, however, that there’s quite some maintenance the Real Madrid anchorman has to put in to ensure his mouth muzzle doesn’t get out of hand, just making it all the more notable.
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