Funniest Soccer Quotes Ever: Pt 2

Goutham Babu by Correspondent Written on April 14, 2009
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Ray Stubbs

"I came to Nantes two years ago and it's much the
same today,
except that it's completely different."
--Kevin Keegan

"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to
hang in the air even longer."
-- David Acfield

“England has the best fans in the world
and Scotland's fans are second-to-none.”
-- Kevin Keegan

"If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again."
-- Terry Venables

“Moreano thought that the full back was gonna come
up behind and give him one really hard.”
--Ron Atkinson

"You guys line up alphabetically by height."
--Bill Peterson

"Zero - zero is a big score!"
--Ron Atkinson

"That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on."
-- JOHN LAMBIE responds when told a concussed striker did not
know who he was after getting hit.

"Newcastle, of course, unbeaten in their last five wins."
-- Brian Moore

"This is an unusual Scotland side
because they have good players"
-- Javier Clemente

“I would not say he is the best left winger in the
Premiership, but there are none better.”
-- Ron Atkinson

“The Germans only have one player under 22,
and he's 23!”
-- Kevin Keegan

"Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's.
Movement and positioning"
-- Ron Atkinson

"I spent 90 percent of my money on women and drink.
The rest I wasted!"
-- George Best

Which is the best??..Please do comment..

 

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