College basketball history is filled with colorful characters on the sideline—Bobby Knight, Jerry Tarkanian—but not every coach is cut out to be an entertainer. Plenty of perfectly successful coaches are about as exciting to watch as dried paint.
Stanford’s stone-faced Johnny Dawkins is five seasons into his first head-coaching job, but he’s already demonstrated that he belongs with the elite. Not the elite winners, of course, but the elite at disappointing fans who would prefer to see their coach hopping around like Yosemite Sam at the slightest provocation.
Herein, more on Dawkins and the rest of the 10 least watchable coaches in college hoops.