UFC on Fuel TV 8 aired Saturday night from the famed and glorious Saitama Super Arena in Japan. Just that name evokes MMA's most majestic theater-in-the-round: reverently lit, Lenne Hardt ringing in the background, those near-fanatic fans and the home of some of the most magical and momentous moments the sport has ever conjured.
This event didn't conjure up a lot of magical moments Saturday night. Kind of a desert of magic, actually.
That is, until the final two fights.
Did you fall asleep? Don't worry, bro—no one blames you. In fact, we've got you covered. Here are the results, recaps and grades for every main-card fighter for UFC on Fuel TV 8.
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